Eli spilled something on the floor the other night. Ok, if I am to be perfectly honest, I had a hand in the spill as well because I was making him tilt his head back so that I could spray whip cream into his mouth. I guess I sprayed too much because he spit some of it out. I asked him to get a paper towel so I could clean it up. He comes back with a dishrag, tosses it to me, and says, "you get what you pay for!"
I'm not really sure where he picked that phrase up or exactly how it fit into the moment, but kids sure are hilarious.